Today, my boyfriend's daughter asked me what would happen if she chose to stop urinating for two weeks. She wanted to know whether it would kill her or just start coming out of her mouth. She's 17 years-old, and was deadly serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML
Today, I talked to a teenage girl that came in for debilitating constipation. Turns out she'd stopped drinking water and had been purposely holding her bowels because her new online boyfriend convince her it’s unattractive and unladylike for girls to poop. FML
Today, my daughter said she would never ever have kids because then she'll bleed through her vagina or get stitches on her stomach. She turned 7 last week and learnt this at school from friends. I'm yet to have the "periods" talk with her. Now I'm scared to start it. FML
Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, after my 7 year-old learned at school that water that goes down the sink and toilets is cleaned and then turns up in the taps as drinking water, he is now refusing to drink it at all in case it is recycled toilet water, and if he carries on he may need to be hospitalised for dehydration. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
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perdix 31
Uremic poisoning will kill her. It won't come out of her mouth, it'll just go into her bloodstream and kill her. The human race will end up a little bit smarter if you dare her to try ;)
BeccaHugs 17
You mean it wouldn't?
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Comments (104)
martinez121797 15
First comment and soo dumb
upyourzlolz 11
First to get moderated too.
BeccaHugs 17
You mean it wouldn't?
HahaHokayThen 10
Okay, wouldn't it come to the point where her sphincters couldn't hold it anymore & she would just pee herself?
FarFromSocial 9
coming to the conclusion of when you gotta go you gotta go!
hannaaaahr 33
If you hold it in too long your bladder can burst, I guess you'd die if you don't treat that. the question wasn't actually that stupid
SomeRandomGuy15 18
72- Um, for a 17-year old, it totally was.
hannaaaahr 33
Yeah okay it was, especially the pee out your mouth part, don't really see how anyone could get that idea
xx000o 27
Encourage her to try it, then she will know.
perdix 31
Uremic poisoning will kill her. It won't come out of her mouth, it'll just go into her bloodstream and kill her. The human race will end up a little bit smarter if you dare her to try ;)
j_cat187 20
I think doc's too busy face-palming.
whostolemylama 12
Or..hear me out. It may be the craziest thing ever, but you could just research it.
p36288 17
doesn't the bladder burst first before the poisoning?
CareFace 16
You ruined ALL the fun #33.
perdix 31
#48, the fun thing would be to accept my guess as the truth. If I'm not right, I think I'm pretty close. I'm not a complete idiot (imbecile, dunce, etc.)
Nekogami 14
48. Put on a shirt. You look ( from that vantage / angle ) like you have boobs -- not pecs. Lol
tatsumahyuu 5
Lol 33 just thinks we are
Lizzy500 16
If she was blocked, then the uremia would kill her, or her bladder would burst. And for whoever asked, the poisoning sets in long before the bladder bursts. If she was just trying to hold it, she'd end up pissing herself eventually. Keep the camera handy and dare her to try.
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I blame Public Schools...
elephantsarecute 16
I blame people who are just plain stupid and lack common sense.
j_cat187 20
I blame incest.
desoto96 9
I blame teachers who are just plain stupid and lack common sense.
icryevrytime 7
The public school system can do so much. The rest is on the child
ClaremoreZebra 8
I blame those God damned Nazis.
wjh100 13
im sorry but I'm a junior and the teachers never taught us what would happen mostly because they assume you're smart enough to piss when you need too
Nighthunter 11
It will come out of the ears? Right?
upyourzlolz 11
Talk about piss-poor hearing.
wlddog 14
I think we should do a study and find out. Have her go ahead and hold it in for 2 weeks. We will document everything. We can even place bets, like how many times will she piss her pants before giving this whole thing up. How often will she pee in bed. Will her eyes float.... The list goes on foreer. This is for science people.
djgoreo 12
I think urine did just come out of her mouth. The equivalent, anyway.
botanistjessica 24
Verbal incontinence.
omg36 7
More like the bullshit
upyourzlolz 11
Incompetent incontinence.
djgoreo 12
You have a bladder in your trachea?
PrincessPesa 20
As long as your uvula and your urethra aren't tangled, you'll be fine.
tiggergrl25852 4
that would be the equivalent of feces not urine
Michael903 18
What do you expect from a product of our educational system? I guarantee she would be able to tell you how to wrap a penis with a condom or who to talk to to schedule an abortion.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Wow I know it must be hard to think or read when you're high, but pay attention. OP's from Argentina, not America. And you're saying America's known for having decent sex ed? LOL.
RpiesSPIES 27
If I recall my sex ed lesson in 8th grade, then women have little teeth-like things lining the insides of their butts and the... Other side... And having sex with them would cut your penis and give you HIV. /exampleofussexed
Michael_92 20
Michael quit making terrible comments and giving us "smarter" Mikes a bad name!
InfamousLastWord 9
#32 I sat there and read your hash tag word (without the actual hash tag) like 4 or 5 times before I realized what it actually said. At least you made me laugh before I realized how tired I am for focusing that long on something insignificant. Example of US Sex Ed. Going to bed now...
ohSNAPyall 27
There's no hashtag symbol bc it uses a slash, meaning "end" in code (e.g. HTML). It suggests that the entire rest of the post fits into that category (exampleofussexed). This commenting format existed pre-Twitter.
acerima 11
#8 while the OP isn't from the US, I agree with you whole hearted. The idea Americans have of sex ed is stupid, all it is is sex promotion among America's youth. For whatever reason people nowadays think it's the governments job to raise their children.
gracehi 33
The American public school system made this Argentinian girl stupid? Wow. Our education system does suck.
finnrambo 13
American sex ed... :turns on TV and sees 16 and pregnant:
ShananaginsLOL 13
At my school it's mostly how to roll a joint, smoke a bong, and read a pregnancy test...... Sad
Wizzlbang 10
Tell her to give it a try and see how long she lasts.
RebornUnicorn 16
One day she is going to become a great doctor
spearcom 13
The next Kelly bundy
sig4life 18
I believe the current Kelly Bundy. I mean she is 17 and already a freshman.
Michael_92 20
I wonder how many people here have no idea what she is from.
PerditaDessa 38
50, Hopefully none.