Today, my boyfriend's daughter asked me what would happen if she chose to stop urinating for two weeks. She wanted to know whether it would kill her or just start coming out of her mouth. She's 17 years-old, and was deadly serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my daughter to the lake. She told me she had to go to the bathroom and I whispered to her, "Just pee in the lake, it's fine, but go in a little deeper." She went in the lake and then turned to me to yell, "MOM, IS THIS DEEP ENOUGH FOR ME TO PEE?" FML
Today, I talked to a teenage girl that came in for debilitating constipation. Turns out she'd stopped drinking water and had been purposely holding her bowels because her new online boyfriend convince her it’s unattractive and unladylike for girls to poop. FML
Today, my daughter said she would never ever have kids because then she'll bleed through her vagina or get stitches on her stomach. She turned 7 last week and learnt this at school from friends. I'm yet to have the "periods" talk with her. Now I'm scared to start it. FML
Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, after my 7 year-old learned at school that water that goes down the sink and toilets is cleaned and then turns up in the taps as drinking water, he is now refusing to drink it at all in case it is recycled toilet water, and if he carries on he may need to be hospitalised for dehydration. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
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perdix 31
Uremic poisoning will kill her. It won't come out of her mouth, it'll just go into her bloodstream and kill her. The human race will end up a little bit smarter if you dare her to try ;)
BeccaHugs 17
You mean it wouldn't?
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Comments (104)
BubbleGrunge 18
Ehhh, least she had the common sense to question her thoughts instead of act on them. Or, she watched South Park (yes I know that was shit but go with it!)
Sugarita 7
She's trying to scare u out.. Lol
BellaBelle_fml 23
Umm…what?
ashhleyrenne 4
God help my generation...
daniel_dd31 13
In the future when all these kids are adults it's going to be horrible.
BronayPonay 6
More like God help the stupid people in this generation. Don't group us all together just because you're embarrased.
daminantion 14
You call these people stupid but believe in a storybook character? Religion: Humanity's first LARP
wjh100 13
I'm sorry but most generations prior were just as bad in their own way so get over it
SmexiiBacon 8
My mom used to tell me it would come out of your ears of you held it for too long
waitwhatsgoingon 18
I always thought it would just start pouring out of you nose, ears, mouth, and butt... like something out of Spongebob.
PrincessPesa 20
60, I never comment on people's profile photos so this is a first. If that's you, you are a ridiculous looking person. Seriously like the stripper puppet from avenue Q. Or Tim Burton Barbie
Calingaladha 21
I'm thinking if she tries, it will simply soak into her pants.
MeLikeBigBoom 8
Have her try it out and see what happens, oh wait. don't. That's cruel. Never mind...
PipingMouse 14
Well you could always watch while she does the "potty dance". All day and all night.
capnbzarr 43
If she kept drinking water, and had the willpower, she could conceivably die of hyponatremia. That was the cause of death of the victim in the infamous "Hold your wee for a Wii" contest.
ironichalibut 24
I think Urine trouble, or she should've been in a a basic science course ... Give me a bit..
ViviMage 40
Urine trouble if you marry into this family! Her intelligence is just flowing with golden wisdom!
BellaBelle_fml 23
I do appreciate your punny ways, however, just because the OP's boyfriend's daughter asked a silly question and is ignorant does not necessarily mean that the OP's boyfriend, or anyone else in his family, is as ignorant as she is.