Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
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DeathwishCanada 0
hot .
FFML_314 12
Don't pull your pants up so high woman.
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Comments (197)
newnew231 0
umm!!!! dis is a good thing!!!! so hush up!
nikalb3 0
gives me a semi too
nismo_r2 5
chubby!!!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#146 You don't have to be chubby to have some camel toe going on.
maxair14 0
a chubby is also a word for semi boner
xxBAMFxx 0
that's ****** hilarious xD "gives him a semi"? bahahahahahaha xD!!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, I'm missing the fundamentals of how yoga pants gives one a camel-toe. I assume camel-toe is the bent toe women get from wearing high-heels too often? And is a semi, like a hemi, but smaller?
penguinazul 13
I wear yoga pants all the time around my dude, and I don't get camel toe. Quit hiking your pants up! But yoga pants are quite convenient. For one, they're pull on, so when it's sexy time you don't have to worry about a button that decides to be a failboat. Also, they can work as sleeping pants OR out in public pants, so you don't have to worry about bringing an extra pair of pants when you go stay over somewhere. Yoga pants = WIN.
hackinhatemilife 0
sorry but that's hilarious
caseyjop 3
that's weird
RoxxiLevy 0
81 braces that's should be your word of the day. just saying :)
ouch1990 0
Agree with #16