Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
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DeathwishCanada 0
hot .
FFML_314 12
Don't pull your pants up so high woman.
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Comments (197)
xThatAsianGurlx 0
lol that's kinda weird that he like that and he talks to his dad about getting semi's at dinner
torrlynn37 0
39&41 areee right 14, don't get jealous. fuccck, it's just fml.
piggy94 0
that's weird that he was telling his dad about it and it's weird that gave him a semi
b_anhero 0
ydi for havign a bf whose dad isnt servign time in federal prison for backtracing.
LexaDear 0
The cyber police are going to find him soon enough.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
and the CONSEQUENCES WILL.... NEVER... BE THE SAME!!!!!!
jon7688 7
omg how do you not feel that??
SexyTool 0
Why are you even worring about this immature shit? Your bf likes what he likes. Accept it or dump him.
DHuntt 0
ha thanks 49 you look good too!! ;)
lawlatyourfml 0
at least its just a semi. so what, you make your boyfriend horny.
Silkie 0
Everyone loves a little coffee bean to give you that burst of energy to get you through your day!
Masterpunk 0
OP i got 1 thing to say. Pics oidh!
FFML_314 12
Really? You can't just type out "or it didn't happen"? Yaawbftlt. Can you make out what that says?
LexaDear 0
you are a white buffalo ******, tit licking tranny? I could be wrong, but that's my guess.
jennniferlea 4
LOLOL
FFML_314 12
Close, it actually says, "you are a wanky bastard for typing like this."
LexaDear 0
lThey basically mean the same thing ;)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I typed it all the way out and got a bicycle for my birthday :( I think the mods are just racist against anteaters!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
sheesh, mods, way to ruin my birthday cake.