Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
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DeathwishCanada 0
hot .
FFML_314 12
Don't pull your pants up so high woman.
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gibbons88 0
#83 & 89... win
gibbons88 0
#110. you spelled hypocricy twice and then you spelled not with a y not a t
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah, it was first thing in the morning. Excuse the ONE typo I made, where I put 'noy' instead of 'not'. That's not me not knowing how to spell something, that's a typo. Have some grace, I'm sure you don't type perfectly all the time. Also, I spelled hypocrisy right ONCE. I typed the misspelled word and the correct spelling. Your comment makes no sense. Please refrain from commenting on things unless you learn how to make sense. On a side note, you spelled hypocrisy wrong, too.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your boyfriend is sexually attracted to you...Oh, boo-hoo.
bittersweet1 0
haha camel toe. did you not feel that shit girl geezus
Mattskii 0
Anyone notice that after a few cmnts, none of them end up being about the actual FML.
linx468 8
Pics (of the camel toe, but without your yoga pants on) or it didn't happen.
RedPillSucks 33
Yes.... Definitely without pants.... hhmmmm..... (fap fap fhap)
xXwhiitedustXx 0
cant fap to this....? o.O
kendallkbabe7787 0
#16 it's not her father, it's her boyfriends father.
nightELFassasin6 0
u prob shouldn't use big words like infatuated to sound smart. this is fml
nerdsgetmehot 23
#141 Infatuated isn't by any means a big word unless you're in elementary school.
Erh96 0
that's... gross.