Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
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DeathwishCanada 0
hot .
FFML_314 12
Don't pull your pants up so high woman.
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KANDiiKiSS3S 0
ewww I'm sorry but I think camel toes are gross!!! therefore I would be very happy of my man got a semi from something so unflattering, in my opinion. maybe it's just that straight girls don't like seeing ****** sticking out of someones pants:)
maxair14 0
haha you have a cute face
knockout666 0
ewwwwwwwwww the hell! :S
motor_butt 0
you guys are idiots. #11 are all actresses from the TV show Pretty Little Liars. They are Lucy Hale, Ashley Benson, Troian Bellisario, and Shay Mitchell. They are gorgeous. and they are smothered in dirt. You would only understand if you watch the show. smh.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#11 changed his/her pic after all the debate about the previous one. So, yeah. It's still some random pic he/she found on the interweb. Mine is really me, though.
Unstoppable15 0
eewwwww camel toeeee blahhh
BeautyGoddessLuv 0
what's a semi??? O_O
ManaUser 0
That shouldn't be hard to work out from context: A semi-erection.
5t3ff1k4h 47
A semi. As in a type of house, commonly found in small neighbourhoods. It is a house connected to another separate house. From outside, it looks like it's just one, when really it's two. Yes. He had a house in his pants.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No, IDIOT, it's an 18-wheeler! DUH!
maxair14 0
yoga pants are hot as heII but the school I go to band them this year and out associete principles sit outside everyday and measure girls skirts to make sure they arnt to high... can you say pedifile
mButch 0
oh your life sucks because you can give your boyfriend an erection. wahhh! I feel so bad for you!
Brooklynguy6 0
this fml made my day. thank you.
penguinazul 13
An IM between my friend and I concerning this FML post [screennames changed for privacy]: [04:30] red: could you imagine that conversation? lmao [04:30] red: "So I saw Chiquita's camel toe today!" [04:30] red: "...Chiquita has a camel?" [04:30] blue: "no, but she's sure got a toe!" [04:31] red: "Why would she just have toe?" [04:31] blue: "dad.... her pants were REALLY tight... in the top part.." [04:32] red: "oh!...uh...gosh. GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAW" [04:32] blue: "ok!" [04:32] blue: "i'll just borrow the tissues and this bottle of lotion..." [04:32] red: *from a distance* "...fapfapfapfapfapfapfap"
misticblue79 0
learn to wear undies geesh
TheZarola 10
You can still get a cameltoe with underwear on. I know from experience.