Today, my (now ex) best friend wore funeral attire to my wedding, and instead of a speech, she gave a eulogy, making it sound like my new husband had brutally murdered me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend got married. I had introduced her to her now husband, and ever since she has basically acted like I don't exist. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML
Today, I attended my husband's funeral and my son carried out the eulogy, which basically turned into a character assassination, ending with "and I hope Hell is hot enough for you, old man." Almost our entire family agreed with every word he said. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
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SJKatt 15
Either you had an enemy you thought was your friend and are dropping weight you didn't need to begin with, or you just lost the person willing to point out your shitty choice in men. Hopefully it's the first one, since divorce sucks. Hope everything works out!
Chazzster 32
Seems to me it’s likely one of two possibilities (or a combination): (1) Your ex best friend had a romantic crush on you and when you got married, that put the stake in the heart of their fantasy. Simple jealousy… (2) Ex friend thinks you are making a bad mistake. Does your now spouse have a troubled past? Regardless of the motivation that’s some pretty awful behavior on your ex friend’s part.
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Chazzster 32
Seems to me it’s likely one of two possibilities (or a combination): (1) Your ex best friend had a romantic crush on you and when you got married, that put the stake in the heart of their fantasy. Simple jealousy… (2) Ex friend thinks you are making a bad mistake. Does your now spouse have a troubled past? Regardless of the motivation that’s some pretty awful behavior on your ex friend’s part.
SJKatt 15
Either you had an enemy you thought was your friend and are dropping weight you didn't need to begin with, or you just lost the person willing to point out your shitty choice in men. Hopefully it's the first one, since divorce sucks. Hope everything works out!