Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
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DeathwishCanada 0
hot .
FFML_314 12
Don't pull your pants up so high woman.
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carlos_1105 0
lThereÂ’s a man with an axe Standing in the rain Looked me straight in my eyes This is what he had to say Never fall asleep You wonÂ’t wake up Destroy the guillotine Before he does I walk with shadows (you have to find a better way) I walk with shadows
LordXavier 0
what is with the Â's
TheOptimist 0
It's some stupid thing that iPhones will do sometimes, whenever an apostraphe is in a sentence it puts an Â, or some other random symbol. It doesn't happen allot though.
kbaker90 0
At least he finds you attractive, right?
FFML_314 12
Don't pull your pants up so high woman.
torrlynn37 0
hahahaha ew. but your boyfriend does sound kinda funny. my ex and his dad did stuff like that too, on new years, his dad walked up to us and said "you get that girl pregnant jakey, and your ******* taking care of it." pretttttty awkward. haha.
DHuntt 0
#14 what the hell are you talking about #11 looks good!! haha but no joke :)
Bear_Flu 0
I disagree 28
Trollz4daLULZ 2
pics or it didn't happen.
westsidewhite 0
hmm how... kinky
DHuntt 0
#14 what the hell are you talkin about!? #11 looks good haha but no joke :)
smileygirl1234 0
#14, number 11 doesnt have too much make-up on. shes actually very pretty:)
HappyPickles 11
This is a first-class win! Your boyfriend finds your body sexy - it gives him a semi all the time - that's great! You boyfriend and his dad have a good open relationship - without Dad being too judgemental - that's good. Pity they were indiscreet enough to let you overhear when they were talking about you - that's insensitive... But hey - it's better than overhearing them listing things they find ugly about you- right?? BTW - I enjoyed this - it made me smile :o)
Sappheyes 0
For cereal. "My boyfriend thinks that I'm sexy. Boo hoo."