Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, my wife slept in my bed (she normally sleeps in another room because of my nightmares from PTSD). I fell asleep in 30 minutes and had a nightmare, in which I woke up to me kneeing her tailbone from an in-dream assault I fought back from. I hadn’t had these in a while, and now she’s injured. FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
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Welshite 40
Somehow I think you would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.
photogirlinlove 16
She must think you're a real knockout.
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Comments (72)
sammiaaron 16
sleeping after you hit your head is the worst possible thing. because if you hit your head you could possibly have a concussion. especially you hit it that hard?! be happy you even woke up again
Sangue0608 26
at least she put you back in bed
tanziir1 14
Your wife is cool
SoBeSatan 22
That's what she told you but maybe you were just snoring too loud.
pixierara 28
What else was she supposed to do
corky1992 33
Take him to the hospital? If he had a concussion and went to sleep he could have not woken up. It's kind of dangerous to sleep after a head injury.
corky1992 33
Hahahaha. Kind of dangerous though. If you had a concussion it's not good to go to sleep. Hope your headache passes soon!
LeavenSilva 27
NyQuil, the coughing, sniffling, sneezing, hit your head on a bedroom wall medicine
chazzywazzy654 22
That could be a symptom of concussion or compression(where swelling compresses the brain) I would suggest getting checked out asap especially if you get any dizziness or nausea
dankmemes710 13
Lucky you didn't go into a coma
heyLaddieHey 18
I doubt he hit his head hard enough to give himself a massive concussion or a hematoma. Contrary to popular belief, it is best to sleep as much as possible after a mild-to-moderate concussion for healing. Calm down, I doubt he has more than a lump.