Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, my wife slept in my bed (she normally sleeps in another room because of my nightmares from PTSD). I fell asleep in 30 minutes and had a nightmare, in which I woke up to me kneeing her tailbone from an in-dream assault I fought back from. I hadn’t had these in a while, and now she’s injured. FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
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Welshite 40
Somehow I think you would be one of the first to go in a horror movie.
photogirlinlove 16
She must think you're a real knockout.
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Comments (72)
hardcorefan16 22
Or you just have a pounding headache from just having one
Obito_Uchiha651 17
I can 100 % guarantee that if someone was to run headfirst into a wall that they'll have a headache
DevilsShadow 5
Or, now think of this..he has a pounding headache, BECAUSE HE SLAMMED INTO A ******* WALL.
DrProfessor777 16
To the window, to the wall! To my big comfy bed I crawl, down this big long hall, ahh sleep sleep sleep sleep
Peatoria 10
Your new mixtape is fire bruh. I love it. Thumbs up!!
SilentSin 23
Most people don't survive a Freddy Krueger attack. Good job.
LalapaloozaChick 14
she takes her sleep seriously.
RageWolf16 31
That was irresponsible. You aren't supposed to sleep right after a head injury, just to be safe. A broken blood vessel could cause a subdural hematoma and you could've died in your sleep
TheMathMajor 26
He's probably concussed. OP, go see a doctor to make sure you're okay.
gotaplanstan 28
#17 that was the first thing I thought too...surprised you were the first person to mention this XD
noellebelle626 19
At Least she was trying to help
MrBlackledge 12
That's love
totallynotemily 25
What were you dreaming about? Also, your wife was nice to put you back to bed, it's better than the floor
StupidUsername89 23
But he could've gotten a concussion and then a coma that's why it's an Fml in the first place
MapWood 8
This was too good.
TheLynx_fml 20
Call a priest