Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
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yomamasmama 0
get some birds to fly in your house and eat them :D
knibbsy 4
You must have killed many creatures in your past. The karma karma karma karma karma chameleon has caught up to you.
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yomamasmama 0
get some birds to fly in your house and eat them :D
I_R_Genius 3
Just use them for fishing or just let birds into your house and let them have their way.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I ate an earthworm flavored jellybean once. it wasnt that bad.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
at least you can get rid of the worms and no one will be suspicious. i have a bunch of dead people in my house and i dont know what to do!
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Where'd you get it from? D:
I_R_Genius 3
I'll help you RFG, I have a very nice 150 acre farm picked out that no one goes to. So, I'll come pick you up and we can dump the bodies so no one will find out.
FailVader 0
Poor worms. FTheirLives.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Thanks #23 now i know why they call you Genius
BandddGeekkk 0
20 & 23, you made my day. thank you for that. :D
kriptonite_fml 0
I know where dat 150 acre farm is. I sold it to you. I want my land back. you said you would build a school for I_R_Geniouses!
I_R_Genius 3
Shhh, I'm still going to build that school, but RFG needs my help now. I don't want him getting caught. Dammit, my secret has been found out. *runs to the I_R_Geniouscar and drives to my lair.*
Mierda2k 1
this is a lie. worms have no system therefore are about 99% odourless wen dead or alive. so even if u have thousands u wudnt be able to smell them wen they were dead. why do people keep putting lies here. hate that.
tttiffany 0
#69 to start, nice number. next, thanks for teaching me an interesting fact! last, WIN.
thelastavailable 13
Were they Harry Potters all flavour beans?
BandddGeekkk 0
ewwie!! worms are yuckky!!! I'm sooo sorry. /;
Twistedsoul_fml 0
oh god please tell me you're a girl
sourgirl101 29
Why? Do guys not use the word "yucky"?
BandddGeekkk 0
haha, I am. :P
Twistedsoul_fml 0
I use yucky allll the time and vomitrousous but worms arnt that gross from a guys point of veiw lol...well my straight freind thinks there gross so well= meh idk where I'm going with this
paras0mnia 3
RT twisted soul: I know where you're going... and you fail
Twistedsoul_fml 0
u do？ WTF? cuz i got lost lol I can't ever think straight
thinis33 6
don't you need to be straight to think straight?
kikibisweet 0
eww fyl
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
huh? sorry I wasn't listening I was staring at the twins.
Twistedsoul_fml 0
ewwwww FML for haveing to see ur profile picture...both of u totally vomitrousous
tttiffany 0
#41 = Hypocrite.
Twistedsoul_fml 0
how am I a hypocript? one is of sum girls brests than another is of a fat cartoons guys cencsord dick
tttiffany 0
SMH http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=vomitrocious -vomitrocious********* -read the definition, then plug my 'hypocrite' remark to the situation.
OverweightNinja 0
brests?
tttiffany 0
No! breAsts.
OverweightNinja 0
you want to show me what now tiff?
Twistedsoul_fml 0
lol I don't know the definition I got it off muffy on Arthur when I was like 7 lol I used to love that show
tttiffany 0
sorry, I do not own breasts. I'm a male. I liked that show.
OverweightNinja 0
males can have breasts too, you're pretty cute for a guy.. ;p
Twistedsoul_fml 0
omg tif I loved that show sooo mutch I'm 17 and I still watch it of I'm looking at channals and I see it on lol
MizzErikaHart 8
me too ^
Twistedsoul_fml 0
=D
MizzErikaHart 8
it's kinda sad cuz I'm 22, seen allthe episodes, a million times each, but I'll still watch it. probably always wull
pinkpillowz 0
^^ my mom likes aurther
optimusprime0069 8
free dinner!
Asario 0
only for the fishes. free bait!
knibbsy 4
You must have killed many creatures in your past. The karma karma karma karma karma chameleon has caught up to you.
Twistedsoul_fml 0
she killed a spider lol
stronghand0331 17
Spiders deserve to die. They must have killed the last living unicorn... That is worth a worm massacre.
JamesTheGiraffe 5
karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go, you come and goooo.
m00sh 0
dododo! :D i wish i knew the rest of the lyrics so i could sing along with you... :(
xcrystal011 2
oh dang!!!!!! that really sucks
tdog_ossim 0
rofl, i can smell it even tho its nvr haopened to me :/
RawrBunneh 0
mmm, free food? (:
Twistedsoul_fml 0
well worms are acually relly high in protein so worm smoothie anyone? great for workouts:)
soldier4life_88 0
put some bacon in it!!! bacon makes everything taste better!!!!
hkgirl89 8
wow...that's gross! sucks for you!
thisisLAUREN 0
eww. how did you not notice that before?
ncvolley123 8
thisisLAUREN, if it wasn't for the lip ring, you'd be beautiful.
dangerous_D 0
Hi.