Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
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Top comments
esqui 0
But you still found time to post here? YDI
PayneTrain585 0
he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass
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Comments (128)
clockworkrainbow 3
Seriously, this FML was written so strangely. I had to read it over a few times to understand it. You should invest in an alarm clock....
bombtastic 10
rofl, I totally didn't understand this until I read the comments. you're an idiot.
cherylface 13
Usually when I have dreams like this, it's the other way around. If I have to go to the airport, I dream that I'm late and missed my flight, and then a bunch of random shit happens. I wake up freaking out and according to my clock I've still got an hour left to sleep.
jenjohns 0
ughhh those kinda dreams suck ass!!!
Sunnytweet79 0
I second #6
breyahna12397 0
and when yhu woke it was all a dream. - bigge smalls
darkmis1 18
Ever heard of an alarm clock? YDI
Person1233 13
I NEVER can wake up with an alarm clock. No matter how loud, it becomes a cell phone ringing in my dream-_-
saranottelling 7
Me too #34. I remember once when my alarm clock had been ringing on and off for 3 HOURS! I didn't notice it until my dream became a Lucid dream and I thought, "Hey that sounds like my alarm clock... oh crap." Maybe the OP set an alarm clock and didn't wake up or set it wrong.
Person1233 13
Heh. I was #34.... Rule #34 FTW ;D
bds0688 0
Right, because cell-phones are fool-proof and there's no such thing as heavy sleepers.
adonals 0
you desreve it; lol i hate mornings too but if you had your shit together maybe you wouldnt have to show up in court in the first place :)
Person1233 13
This FML was pretty clear to me...
MoobyTheCow 2
"Going to be." At least you had time to write the FML!
Boddmon 0
Why do so many people assume that the writer runs to the computer right after the incident to share the story with the world via FML? I think its pretty obvious that considering the format of all FMLs ... "Today, I jumped over the fence at Niagara Falls and died. FML" ....the experience was in the past. or in the case of #36, during the incident? Common sense anyone?
asafetybuzz 0
the FML says he is GOING TO BE late. he dreamt (in the past), woke up (in the past) late, is GOING TO BE (in the future) late for court, indicating that the present is when he is writing the FML. i think that's what has people confused.