didi
France
Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Littlethings1
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
hoaloha
Gilbert, United States
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Get on with it!
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
Wardrobe malfunction
Today, I realized after I had already left my house that my skirt was inside out and backwards. I’d been walking around like that for two hours before a stranger in a supermarket politely told me. The worst part? I still had to finish my grocery shopping. FML
butterbody
United Kingdom
I'm not okay
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
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Singapore, Singapore
Classic mistake
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
missy
Chicago, United States
Forgetful
Today, I stopped at a supermarket after work and put my reusable bags on the counter while I paid. When I got home, I realized I'd left the bags at the checkout. I went back, and they were still there. Nobody had touched them. I felt strangely lucky and embarrassed at the same time. FML
tori210
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Anonymous
Suzhou, China
Stop staring
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
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17Master 0
That's not too bad. It's not like you're umbrella was open while you walked under a ladder with black cats crossing your path, and you knocked over some glass object, breaking it.
jardinteylor 0
the umbrella thing is actually kinda cute, i think.
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jardinteylor 0
the umbrella thing is actually kinda cute, i think.
the_enigma1019 1
The ydi and fyl are equal on here, we should celebrate
ddlovatolover 23
More than a year later, #33, it's still equal, that's definitely a huge achievement.
myrie 0
wait, you were walking around holding an open umbrella over your head? or dragging an open umbrella? open umbrella's are pretty....cumbersome, you didn't notice?
partyshoes_1492 0
i love this one! something i could almost see myself do.. almost lol. made me smile though.
17Master 0
That's not too bad. It's not like you're umbrella was open while you walked under a ladder with black cats crossing your path, and you knocked over some glass object, breaking it.
ItsJustMe17 9
^^^nice
ddlovatolover 23
#5, that's awfully specific. Speaking from experience?
fad1ngfast 0
I've done a few things like that. Chances are, most people either think it's cute, or they don't mind at all. Don't worry too much about it.
derailed 1
If this story is true, you should be banned from Earth
xexechx 0
Don't feel embarrassed. You must of looked cute. :-)
etherealjoy 0
i think that has happened to all of us at some point. like when you forget to take your sunnies off inside, or when you havent noticed its stopped raining and the sun is shining. just laugh it off like the rest of us
Emeryld 0
Looks like you brought yourself some bad luck there :P but hey, I've done worse.
Fran_21 0
thats funny and actually believable :) i could so see myself doing that