Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
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Top comments
esqui 0
But you still found time to post here? YDI
PayneTrain585 0
he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass
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Comments (128)
augepauge09 0
You guys have horrible reading comprehension...
kh2soldier 1
DONT THINK OF IT BEFORE U FELL ASLEEPP IDIOT!!
darry107 0
Can you believe this guy was late and he took time to write this b4 the court order? Atleast it seems so…
pkaneee88 0
79, I doubt he wrote it then.... he just said that to make it have more of an effect, Kay?
RachelMariee 0
This FML was easy to understand. Everyone sounds very incompetent. Shit happens so chill out with all of your 'get an alarm clock' bull. But good job :)
paramorefan125 0
wow dude FAIL
bds0688 0
Site lag. nm.
DanielleTheOne 3
I don't want to be mean but i seriously do not get how some of you didnt understand this.. I read it and as soon as OP said "I woke up" for the second time i straight away got that he was dreaming. It only took me one shot and I thought it was pretty well writted because you dont see the FML in it untill the end.
namhowell 6
Why are people defending the OP? It doesn't matter when he actually wrote this, he stated that he was gonna be late. So yes, he deserves it!!! And before starting to call other people dumb, make sure all of you geniuses don't write things like "well writted!" Sorry 90, you're the first that came to my mind since your post was the last I saw.
chaos753159 4
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