Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
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Top comments
esqui 0
But you still found time to post here? YDI
PayneTrain585 0
he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass
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Comments (128)
epoh_fml 0
I never could understand how someone sleeps through an alarm.
pegasus77 0
Some people have a sleeping disorder. My brother does. His alarm clocks wakes everyone up, but him.
haha103096 0
So, of course, since you're running late, you have time to get on FML and write about it
Boddmon 0
Please see #54
Shokz992 0
1) Guys, it's pretty obvious what OP meant, if you had to read it a few times I worry for you... 2) OP; you deserve it for doing something bad enough to potentially get your license taken away in the first place. 3) You also deserve it because you seemed to somehow find time to post this on FML even after getting up late anyway. 4) Makes me wonder if it's fake...
delly_fml 0
I luv the way u wrote that tho
littlejacks4 0
everyone needs to RELAX. just because he wrote it like that doesnt mean he took the time to go on FML instead of getting his ass to court... its probably in the past tense.
caancoha 0
Ever heard of public transit?
sportsnut 0
YDI for being on here
EnDuRe 0
YDI get an alarm clock!!
24788 7
set like 4 alarm clocks so your not late.
bigdickprick 0
You should probably stay in your dream life. You're probably also attractive, smart and intelligent there.
adonals 0
lmfao