Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
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Top comments
esqui 0
But you still found time to post here? YDI
PayneTrain585 0
he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass
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Comments (128)
chaos753159 4
Sorry wrong one
containsnosoy 0
lol
princessjess420 0
yet you had time to post on here before rushing off to court? u sound like such an idiot u SHOULD lose ur license for a year. what'd you do? extreme dui? reckless driving? in PA it's bullshit, for a dui u get 30 day suspended license, for reckless driving u get an entire year and for underage drinking 90 days. dui'ers are putting peoples lives at risk, underage drinkers aren't yet they get 3 times the penalty
uhohuscrewedup 0
lol nicely written. fyl
akotus 0
I hate dreaming when it's that realistic
kayladance101 13
Alarm clock
apfunction 0
it sucks they get your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free?
marine10_fml 0
should have said the taxi was late.
sadyrman 0
Then stop posting on F My Life and get your ass to court!
blastvortex 4
As of now, that is what we call "wishful thinking." Have fun on the metro.
DeservedIt 0
Is there anything you are about except your sorry self? You have no consideration for others since your license is about to be suspended. And do you think the judge and the people who'll be going to court for the pleasure of watching have nothing better to do than wait for you? I hope they sue you and force you to pay the gas they wasted for going there for nothing. Be on time when people are waiting next time. I guess telling you to drive better won't be necessary.