Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
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Top comments
esqui 0
But you still found time to post here? YDI
PayneTrain585 0
he probably did it after the meeting you dumbass
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Comments (128)
Goople 0
trust me you dont need a lawyer for this one. if u have one, all i can say is god bless you. if i see you sleeping on the streets remind me to give you a buck.
allen20 0
horrible format
pipp360 0
alarm clock!!!!!!!!
VanessaVander 2
ydi get an alarm clock #6 is right
Lerp 0
Lazy people should not be given a drivers license any way. They are the ones that cause a lot of accidents in the first place. Good riddence.
Polionixon 2
LOL i'm sure only lazy people get in accidents it all makes sense now!
Boddmon 0
Those damn lazy bastards! and to think it was always the innocent ones getting blamed i.e. the intoxicated, the chinese, the women, the old.. Damn you lazys!! damn you!!!
theblazian 0
Its not my fault i'm too lazy to break!
ohhoho 2
@Boddmon: Excuse me. "The Chinese?" Please refrain from offending and overgeneralizing other ethnicities. The only reason I haven't ratted you out on the "women" bad drivers is I've read some studies that suggest it generally is so. But your ignorance over other people is silly.
Boddmon 0
That's because old people don't use the internet. ;)
Boddmon 0
I was being sarcastic there sunshine. also, you are not!
Boddmon 0
haha did it really ask you that? See that just proves my point, old people + internet = nonexistent. yesterday my grandfather(90) asked me to email something for him, he wrote it out as "johnsmithathotmaildotcom"
Boddmon 0
He's right!
antsinmypants199 0
PRO-ASIAN!!!! although old men in hats really piss me off on the road. and i AM a woman, but was taught by my father how to drive so dont be predjudice, kk?
kiwicutie_101 0
this was totally written wrong. doesn't make sense.
pegasus77 0
To those who say to get an alrm clock, ever sleep through one? Its extreme, I know, but it happens. OP- what did you do to get it suspended?
shelovesyou 0
i think everyone should stop, like you havent sleep in before.
npk88 0
The YDI it is more for having done something bad enough to get their license suspended for a year than the sleeping in part. I thought that was pretty obvious.
staylorball21 1
like youve done nothing wrong in your life...?
perdix 31
If you drive as poorly as you write, I hope the state impounds your car and gives you a lifetime bus pass.
bk_chick13 0
kiwicutie it makes perfect sense ur just to slow to get it and dat sux dude I have dreams like that all the time and guessing you didn't get ur licsense back srry and ur a great writer :)