Today, I woke up with really sore abs; not from working out at the gym, but because I've been coughing for 3 days straight and nothing is helping. Now every time I cough, it physically hurts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I tore an intercostal muscle in my ribs. Now I can't cover my cough, as I have to cross my arms against my ribcage to stop the pain. FML, FML, F Me All Day Long (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells). FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I have a hemorrhoid and a cold. Every time I cough or sneeze, it feels like someone is stabbing me in the anus. FML
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FinkiusMaximus 9
Yeah, but think about how ripped you're gonna be.
Mooglefox 24
I know that feeling. Has you head started to hurt yet?
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Been there. It hurts to laugh. In deference to your condition... I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. Sounds like a shitty situation. You dodged a bullet there. Aw, that sucks. You deserve better. See? No laughing.
Mooglefox 24
I know that feeling. Has you head started to hurt yet?
FinkiusMaximus 9
Yeah, but think about how ripped you're gonna be.
Josh Bednar 7
Sounds like the type A flu. Be careful, rest if/ when able, make sure to get enough calcium and vit D for bones. My grandmother broke a rib from coughing, and that can even happen to younger people. Not pulling the flu out my ass. Not that you can. It went through most of my family and we coughed in total for weeks after the worst due to the virus irritating the cough nerve. At first nothing helped like you. Then only constant cough drops, as soon as the effects wore off, boom, coughing fit. FYL and get well soon!