Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML
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DirtyParkBench 0
At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!
redbluegreen 41
Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way. At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.
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Comments (195)
eagle12 0
#19, you're an asshole.
WeooBeans 14
Ignore 'em.
ramseyrutherford 2
how did she know?
lionlvr 9
aww..I'm sorry.
tacticalnutmeg 0
178th
BabyMimi00 12
Good for you, at least you're making an effort. Ignore them. Just guys being guys.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for assuming they were checking you out
army_of_misfits 10
Don't mind those jerks. You're doing healthy choices and it will benefit you in the long run (pun not intended). Congrats!!!
thejust666 6
I'm sorry for my gender. Guys can be jerks.
bonesofkhaos 9
That sucks. You're trying to get healthy and these jackasses are just why some people don't go and work out even if they would like too. Ignore them boo, in a few months you'll be all fit and healthy and can look down on them!