Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
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Top comments
tj4234 36
First month anniversary? Is that a thing now? An anniversary is yearly.
nonsensical 26
You've got to make things clear!! Have the talk!
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Comments (36)
Letteh 20
I think that's what being in a relationship is haha friends that have sex sometimes :p
waleedma 18
Not sure why are you complaining!!!
great_nate 26
Communication is key.
zzzx 3
That's the best kind of friends!
Fireant_man 6
Did you still get laid after dinner
loucypher 2
At least you know exactly where you stand, that leaves you open to have sex with other women.
TheNewGuy03 29
What the entire **** is a one-month anniversary? Also ... you can either see this as a benefit or a curse, depending on what you want. If you want a hardcore committed relationship, tell her. If you are fine just being FWB, let it ride. But still make it clear so no lines are crossed.
danielzax 1
who the **** celebrate a month anniversary??!
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Been there. I didnt know I had a girlfriend till I met her family and she introduced me as her boyfriend... I was like oh wait so were actually doin this? Alright!! My situation turned out well though cause Ive always liked her anyway...
bree_omg 6
Okay but explain how this happens? If you wanna be in a relationship with someone, YOU GOTTA ASK AND THEY GOTTA SAY YES OR NO