Intimacy, Parenting, Sex, Frustration, Parents and NSFW: Planning required - FML

Planning required

By Anonymous - 21/07/2026 20:00 - United States

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Today, I feel like I’m never going to have satisfying sex again. We have so many kids that I never get a moment’s peace. By the time they’re all taken care of and sleeping, I’m too exhausted to even think about sex. If I do, it’s a “let’s get it out of the way” type quickie to shut my husband up. FML

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Mad Jack 2

Wednesday 22 July 2026 1:15

wouldn't have happened if you used condoms.

Leah Magers 13

Wednesday 22 July 2026 5:31

as a mom who is still experiencing post partum libido drop after 5 years. give it time, and hopefully you two can be patient and understanding with each other

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Mad Jack 2

Wednesday 22 July 2026 1:15

wouldn't have happened if you used condoms.

Leah Magers 13

Wednesday 22 July 2026 5:31

as a mom who is still experiencing post partum libido drop after 5 years. give it time, and hopefully you two can be patient and understanding with each other

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