Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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HumansSuck 0
Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar. Your life isn't ******; you still have a future.
junjouromantica 0
That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.
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Comments (145)
weirdfam95 0
î know this might sound wierd but my sister has a deep voice and sounds like a guy on the phone. and by the way im 14 not 13!
ItsCaitlinBaby 0
Yeah, i'm a 14 year old girl and my parents got divorced when I was 1. So i can't really say that I know how you feel. But it must suck. Because you're old enough to realize what's actually going on. And you'll go through puberty soon dude:D
unabletofunction 0
Awe, thats Terrible. i have the same problem with me and my sister, and her boyfriends constantly call to tell her last night was great -_-. dont worry, i just tell them its over.:P
elizabethash93 0
aww ): i was 11 when my parents got divorced. i'm 16 and my dad is still being a stubborn jerk. i know how it feels, and i'm sure every other person out there will agree that its not the easiest thing to go through. hang in there (:
tilted_logic 0
:(
Jim_Sheebie 0
Haha, your balls didn't drop.
waitformylove 0
You poor thing...I'm sure it's happened to loadsa other people though...except the divorce part...that's just harsh
TONYMFSTARK 0
48, you don't have to be a prodigy to understand the rules of the English language. Paying attention in school does wonders, as does actually picking up a book. And before anybody starts with the whining, I'm 14.
YoItsHannah 0
why are you reading all this stuff if your only 13?!
danielley96 0
awwwhhh :( that's sad. that really sucks I'm sorry.