Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Top comments
HumansSuck 0
Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar. Your life isn't ******; you still have a future.
junjouromantica 0
That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.
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Comments (145)
BluFlames 8
Yo man, that sucks... Pray about it, that's what I'd do.
yourmomsvagina 5
JUSTIN BEIBER?!?!
LePenguin 0
Your 16 now. Mind = Blown
PartyingWithYooh 4
I'm sorry! :/
cp1338 0
Sorry! My parents seperated when I was thirteen, and my voice was really high when I was 13 to. Everything will work out, I promise
emtheprem 3
if it makes you feel any better, one of my bestfriends is also thirteen, shes a female, who sounds like a man:')
Potato_Pi 7
222 actually OMG is an acronym not an abbreviation OR an alliteration :-/ an abbreviation would be like people saying "cause" instead of because.
rockgirl7 2
Oh i'm sorry about your parents :( Your voice will deepen eventually
wuzuppipol_fml 2
Dont worry everything will be fine.
hawkknight 24
I feel so sorry for you.