Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing their divorce. Apparently, what they mostly disagree over is that neither of them want custody of me and are considering delaying their divorce until I’m 18, because at least then legally I’m not either of their problem to deal with. FML
Today, I got a call from "No Caller ID", which usually only shows up when someone calls from my house phone. Thinking it was my kids, I answered imitating a cartoon voice. It wasn't my kids. It was the district attorney's office calling about the job I applied for. FML
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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HumansSuck 0
Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar. Your life isn't ******; you still have a future.
junjouromantica 0
That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.
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Comments (145)
DameGreyWulf 1
Hey the voice thing is okay; I had a friend that sounded like a little girl for EVER, my friends and I made fun of him for it... then suddenly BAM. We still make fun of it, though. "I remember the day you became a man" kind of things. You'll grow out of it, eventually. As for the divorce... wow, didn't even bother telling their child.
laura_lacrymosa 0
I know a kid who had a very high voice through his freshman year of high school. He's a junior and it's finally deepened, so I'm sure yours will too. I'm sorry about the divorce, that's hard. :'(
gtfwdr 0
im so sorry, i wish my parents had the sense to break up...but at least you know now...and i wouldnt worry at all about your voice, most guys who's voice changes late usually have the deepest voices...
clutzie17 0
oh, my gosh, you poor boy ='( .... that same thing happened to my sister a yr ago... I hope you'll be okay..
allocomrade 0
dude, don't feel bad. Until I was sixteen people thought I was either my mom or my sister. As i got closer to sixteen it was mostly my sis though cause she has a deeper voice. sorry about ur parents though dude, just remember that it's not ur fault, ight?
ANTONKR 0
i am 12 and sometimes when people call the confuse me with my mum.
ifeelasif 0
what did he mess up on...
in_wonderland 1
what i want to know is... why the **** are there people on this site of age 13 and under? damn, this used to be an alright site until it got swarmed with pubescent middle schoolers.
Ohhaithar 0
You are pathetic, you ageist. Just because someone is under a certain age does not mean that they are less mature. I know twentysomethings that act as though they're about five years old, and I'm not even kidding. It's pathetic. Still playing with robots and barbies.
Montville1 0
yes it does #121. There are some things that just come with age. Whether or not you want act mature when you hit that age is up to you. They're mature wannabes'. I was just like them back in the day, thinking I was mature and all that. Its not a shot to them, they just don't have the experience yet.
shighappens 0
agree with number 4
AnthonyB96 0
I'm 12, almost 13. About a year or two ago people thought I was my mom. But now my voice is pretty deep. I know correct grammar but sometimes I choose not to use correct grammar.