Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
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Top comments
maharb01 17
silver lining, I bet this provides some new ideas for wedding presents. . videography class, photo lights, zoom lens
kangx1 28
Brain bleach. A lot of it. FYL
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Comments (64)
TMO2142 25
Looks like they have some explaining to do eh?
Garnetshaddow 30
No. They don't. As consenting adults, the two of them have the right to engage in adult activity and a little mild exhibitionism by filming themselves. It is not anybody's place to judge them. Not even the brother or sister who found the video. Their job now is to keep their mouth shut and forget they saw the video.
RainbowButtFace 13
Hello? Am I the only one who sees the PERFECT opportunity for blackmail here??
domolovesyoshi 33
Yes, why do you think that would be okay? It's also illegal in certain places. As it coincides with (but is not exactly) revenge **** (even though the **** is actually public knowledge already, (This law now makes it illegal to disclose a "private sexual photograph or film" with the intent to cause them distress or harm)
annabelw 14
So Christmas should be fun...
Catvillanueva 9
LOLOLOL I can't stop laughing.
Henrik888 0
Well - I guess the lesson to be learned is that most **** actors/actresses have families. So if you don't think it is an okay way to make a living - don't watch it.
blackrose1996 11
Can anyone say black mail lmfao
SneakySlayer 15
Well, that fappend *explosions in the background, puts of shades
Garnetshaddow 30
Well pun.
goldenguns14 0
........oh.........could I get some of that bleach to
DrFaiss Abbasi 9
This is the best one by far. It should be on the top.