Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
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maharb01 17
silver lining, I bet this provides some new ideas for wedding presents. . videography class, photo lights, zoom lens
kangx1 28
Brain bleach. A lot of it. FYL
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Comments (64)
cathartes_fml 1
Play it at the bachelor party.
claudiajean 24
I wanna say YDI for feeling like it's ok to fantasise about your brother's partner
TaoShaman 24
I'm assuming they didn't think it was actually her. They probably meant the actress was attractive.
Moerighan 23
No, but they thought it looked like her, which is the point.
Catdragon 40
And why not? You can find someone attractive and not be in love with them. Fantasies are just that. If thoughts are against the law what have we done? Our minds are our last free place that nobody can take from you.
GamerG0DDESS 29
I've never understood this. There isn't anything wrong with fantasizing about people. Acting on it is wrong; but we are human, of course we are going to think about that attractive coworker on occasion. It's normal and doesn't make you a horrible person. Maybe it's just me who thinks this, but as long as you aren't hurting anyone or yourself, you're fine to do it.
weveallbeenthere 30
you should tell us the name of the video, so we can see her too.
pandaxpress 19
I like the way you think.
RecklessNapkin 16
oh my...isnt the internet a wonderful place?
wmayrhofer 18
Envious much?
aikhan 16
You should stop ASAP before the whole family joins in.
SomeRandomUser 19
By chance, did you find this video on your brother's phone?
countrydad1116 2
Quick Deflater
Moerighan 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserve it because even if it wasn't her, the fact that you would ********** to someone who looks exactly like the woman your brother is marrying is so skeevy and disrespectful.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If he had masturbated to the video knowing exactly that the person in it was his soon to be sister in law, I can understand that being a little disrespectful, but if it were a completely different person who just happened to look like her, there's nothing wrong with that at all.
booboom 18
You're disgusting.