Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Enjoy the weekend!
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
karmaiguess
Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Ouch
Amelia, United States
Today, I found out that unlike in movies, you really don't know you're shot until you see the gunshot wound. Then, once the adrenaline wears off, it's complete agony. FML
Top comments
hehe1996 15
That's terrible OP. I hope that the police are taking this seriously and that you feel better soon.
MDoremis 38
Better to be stabbed than shot, I guess? Definitely press charges man.
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Comments (93)
Mysterious_one 26
Hope u didn't take your time submitting an FML before rushing to ER
romegatekeeper 8
Did you deserve it ??
bhopejohnston 16
Makes me wonder why you guys broke up...
shewolf28 6
Ripped jeans, skin was showing. Hot night, wind was blowing. Where you think your going baby?
DEATHLORD_fml 16
You have had a girlfriend before.Rule one of dating: always have a weapon in case they become a psycho ex
fmylifegshit 10
How did it feel?
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
What does it feel like?, a court case?
lovethatstach 18
HOLY. SHIT.
lovethatstach 18
why the hell were you downvoted? this was hilarious.
MiaTheMartian 21
The **** did you do? Anyways, that's pretty insane and I hope the damage isn't too bad.