Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Enjoy the weekend!
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
karmaiguess
Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Ouch
Amelia, United States
Today, I found out that unlike in movies, you really don't know you're shot until you see the gunshot wound. Then, once the adrenaline wears off, it's complete agony. FML
Top comments
hehe1996 15
That's terrible OP. I hope that the police are taking this seriously and that you feel better soon.
MDoremis 38
Better to be stabbed than shot, I guess? Definitely press charges man.
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Comments (93)
idk_rose 25
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ssnow_fml 20
First off, what events lead to the stabbing? Don't be so quick to assume OP is the victim here.
christopherwilli 14
Nothing he did will justify him being stabbed unless it was self defense.
Attacksloth 33
Er, unless it's in self defence, nothing justifies stabbing.
JKPwnage 27
OP was stabbed in the leg. If he got stabbed by self-defense, this wouldn't have been posted. OP is the victim here.
dutchy86 20
it was a "accident"
mikuxxhatsune 32
his hand 'slipped'
SkullsRules1 26
I swear they just ran into the knife....
Ichiya 29
He ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.
HSArchon 9
He had it coming! He had it coming!
DoomedGemini 38
He only had himself to blame!
Redgy22 26
I tell ya, you would have done the same!
worldclassrager 41
I really want a follow up to know what caused this event to happen
intertk555 11
that's exactly why they're your ex
missyfiona89 28
Pretty sure it'll hurt as much as being stabbed in the leg by anybody else.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Unless their ex goes to the gym.
NeatNit 33
Was OP stabbed by an axe?
dsantoast 12
I bet it wasn't too wounderful
brendejafulable 41
sounds like a scary movie