Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I saw a creepy guy grab a woman's ass on the bus, so I caught his arm and put him in an arm lock, only for the woman to hit me in the head with her handbag. Turns out they were a married couple on their way home to have sex, and who couldn't resist a quick grope during the journey. FML
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
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pronounciations 5
Seems legit.
Zelion 0
I'm sure he meant it in the nicest way possible.
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Comments (199)
Fortius 6
He was funny..
castrosabeast 7
Aww how sweet!
IsBitchBetter 1
In situations like this, DO NOT talk to these freaks! If they even think they have a chance, you end up with a stalker! Best thing is to ignore him or change seats. Kicking him in the nuts and running also works.
aback 5
Change seats or complain to the bus driver, yeah. Don't strike up a damn conversation.
SmittyJA24 26
Fake name ... Like "Chuck Norris" or "Bruce Wayne"...
kennethongcs 0
Tell him your boyfriend is Chuck Norris
happy_dino 6
Oh my gosh. This is really ******* scary!!! You should have called the police and filed harassment on his creepy mother ******* ass, OP!!
SociopathicSmurf 6
You should be flattered. I remember getting called a 'Breath-Taking Angel' online when a guy saw my picture, and in the request box he put, 'Add me, so I can stalk you like the beautiful angel you are.' And various other comments on how I was some type of lovely prey, he took pleasure in communicating to. It was really sweet and morbid, some of the things he said. Just be nice and pleased that someone is giving you credit for your physicaly appearence. I'm not someone who can take a compliment very easily, so if you're the same, and wish for someone to shut-up, thank him, and say you have an STD/STI.
kaysegal 0
You should have made "the face" like Jenna marbles
g_ayvel 11
Ikr! This is the one time she should,but she has to stick with it for it to work
jontel 8
Make up a name like shermin yutler
chickenpie90 16
Awkward