Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I saw a creepy guy grab a woman's ass on the bus, so I caught his arm and put him in an arm lock, only for the woman to hit me in the head with her handbag. Turns out they were a married couple on their way home to have sex, and who couldn't resist a quick grope during the journey. FML
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
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pronounciations 5
Seems legit.
Zelion 0
I'm sure he meant it in the nicest way possible.
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Comments (199)
GraceKathryn97 0
That's super disturbing!
GraceKathryn97 0
That's super disturbing!
weesnaw_08 7
That's scary as hell.
g_ayvel 11
Thats when you know it's time to switch seats
Kdawgg01 2
What's wrong with a little competition? Lol
kayakingkitten 5
Why didn't you move to a different seat? I'd rather stand then sit next to him.
skyeyez9 25
Tell him you have HIV and love to sever cocks of guys who irritate you with your teeth.
seriousman26 0
This is one ofthose times where yyou say you gotta go to the bathroom and call the cops... No way he's only on his first offense
OfficeNinja 5
should have said your boyfriends name was Chuck Norris.
CoryX 9
If I was a woman I would always sit in the outside seat, if someone wants to sit next to you let them sit on the inside. Heck I usually do this and I'm a guy.
PixelNoob 11
That actually sounds like pretty good advice. I think I'll keep that in mind if ever I'm alone on public transportation...