Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I met my partner’s parents wearing my favorite hoodie to look casual-cool. As I stood to shake hands, the hem caught on a chair and ripped in a loud, dramatic seam that sounded like a trumpet. Silence, then his Mom said, “She's a character!” FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
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anti_average 5
Most people who generalize are douchey bigots.
Hacksaw 4
Guess that means he doesn't want to be your Peter Pan.
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Comments (392)
ingabish 0
fyl. you should be able to wear what you want.
arielradonski 0
I have heard of things worse than tinker bell. : )
Billbo23 0
first
mzhonesty 0
Do you wear pull ups, too? :
clairdnj 0
You should dress age appropriately. But you sound like an annoying bitch. 'Darling'? The shirt is just a catalyst.
fairies633 8
awwwww
baby_val 0
uu shouldn't be ****** engaged lookin like A damn little girl
lizamaphone 6
even if it was a really nice sweater, he's a guy. he's probably not going to be impressed by clothing with Disney characters.
Luckster 0
If adults aren't allowed to wear articles of clothing displaying various cartoon characters, why do they make them in adult sizes? Hmmm?
jhowe72192 0
for fat kids
bridgetoparadise 0
What fantasy world do you live in where a man would like a darling tinkerbell hoodie.