OhhhNooo
United States
Never forget
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Old banger
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
suchatwat
Alas, poor Doggo
Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML
Florida
United States
Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed
Mauritius
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Anonymous
Helicopter parents
Today, I got home to see that my dad had let himself in. He told me he'd caught a feral dog that somehow got into my house, but not to worry, he lured it back outside and it ran away. So yeah, my dad set loose the dog I literally just saved yesterday from being euthanised at our local dog pound. Thanks dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
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BluPenguin 3
What a twist! That news must have struck you like a bullet!
persianality 0
was it Lassie?
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Comments (134)
lolpwnagelol 0
I feel sorry for you fluffy...
red_handed 0
If I had a child named for every animal I "accidentally" shot in the head.....
ninafea 0
Agree
buttshapedfruit 0
lmao well, what's your name?
cheap123 0
What kind of gun was it?
KiwiBlam 4
Haha Cheap123, are you the boyfriend from FML #9019177?
padlarf 14
OP is Indiana Jones
jonny2x4 0
Junior?
breezer_fml 0
Haha, my first thought too ^^
Fminetoo 0
Never go hunting with your dad. He may turn out to pull a "Dick Cheney" accident.... LMAO
quikwit1212 0
Damn it! Beat me to it.
yourlifesfucked 0
^^ troooooll! troll... on the website... thought you'd like to know...
Giorgio272 2
just don't cross him or he might have to bring out the 22 again to put you down.
samothrace_fml 0
I've always thought the name Tim Johnson was nice, assuming your Dad's name is Atticus...which is pretty baller.
mlipro 0
Nice.