Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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Top comments
thelinlinx3 10
Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P
yodas0da 12
dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(:
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Comments (190)
crazytwinsmom 25
If you've dated a lot of guys, then you may need a kennel license for so many cats.
retyi43 14
i'll date you.. i love cats!
loserman67 36
Congraulations! You've just had your epiphany and came to the realization that you like the "taco" more than the "sausage". You may now correct your dating habits and lead a full, enjoyable life.
Enslaved 38
Me too! I own three cats. Nothing wrong with having a long term relationship once you find the "right person".(:
crazytwinsmom 25
Or the right cat.
loserman67 36
Oh come on Noor. A beautiful girl like you? I think the guys are lined up and you're just being too choosy
eablue_fml 6
thats not a bad thing... you dont want to be slutty like the rest do you...
charvisioku 22
Whether other people are 'slutty' or not is none of your business. As long as nobody is getting cheated on or led by the nose, people can sleep with/date as many people as they want. It doesn't affect you and it's not your problem. Same goes for people who don't date much. Each to their own.
ben827 10
Zero? Sorry, couldn't resist. Kinda implies a crazy cat lady, but I don't judge.
writergirl23 19
Well same goes for me but that is because I married the first man I dated.
pradip 26
That's lovely
opoopu 8
Time to make some changes!
nerdsgetmehot 23
I have more cats than the number of long-term relationships I've been in. No biggie.