Today, seconds after my mom put my Yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
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Top comments
thebluewizard 14
"Wet chunks" almost made me blow wet chunks.
daviesha 0
ydi fir being a guy with a yorkie:)
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Comments (64)
strikeeagle 3
lol that sux fyl
cavalos94 0
oh wow get him to the vet
daviesha 0
ydi fir being a guy with a yorkie:)
islandjew247 0
poor doggie...♥
hairdreser0nfire 0
Poor u and poor sick lil yorkie
afdude87 6
f your dogs life for being sick. wipe down your shit, you'll be fine.
Sanchezzz 0
if this kid is in college those books could be expensive, and so are vets. looks like he's getting a new job.
marinus_fml 20
it could have been worse! he could have had explosive diarrhea?!
Hoogyme 0
How the FU€K does your life suck!
sourgirl101 29
Is your carpet beige? jk
laurabev 9
Wow, talk about a new take on the homework excuse! :D
marinus_fml 20
#28 I don't believe it! cute dogs like that don't get diarrhea :)
nishant5456 0
hmm... it could have been worse,he could have died after the he threw up. captain,new dog?
slatter 1
lol am I the only one who read the whole fml, and didn't realise till the end that it wasn't about a yorkie chocolate bar?
Big_Boner 3
LMAO! I thought it was about the chocolate at first ... even funnier that the dog is a boy cause YORKIES ARE NOT FOR GIRLS. I LOL'd hard OP, FYL indeed.
the101dan 0
Odamn, that sucks OP. I'd kill the dog. lol
Fireashes250 16
1# -You know, there's a button for that.
epr 0
Yummy.
iShockwavezZ 0
gross! and first.
thebluewizard 14
"Wet chunks" almost made me blow wet chunks.
uberpwnage112 0
that sucks fyl
justsayfuck 5
That is seriously disturbing.
nerdsgetmehot 23
My cat has thrown up many times on things that I would rather he not throw up on...
theboldshadow 11
nice I'm jealous
paid2think 0
is served.
bleigh 0
shit! that's expensive! maybe switch his food, and sit in the back of the class or something so the rest of the class doesn't have to smell vomit all semester :s