Today, seconds after my mom put my Yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
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thebluewizard 14
"Wet chunks" almost made me blow wet chunks.
daviesha 0
ydi fir being a guy with a yorkie:)
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Comments (64)
underpaid011 0
it's an omen. expect an oh so wonderful school year.
gooberry666 0
By chance, is your name Jake?
lysusloveher 3
throw the books into the nearest laundry machine asap
neela226 1
that is really disgusting
theice 0
dude moms should stop trying to help because they allways fck sht up.
LulzNoobSauce 0
Have fun at school, knowing that your books are covered in Yorkie puke.
EmeraldFromOz 0
Naaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssty.
ugwmii 0
eeww my yorkie would do poop
Brookie_91 0
ew have fun carrying around those stinky books all year. studying just got a little worse...
UpYoursInAdvance 0
How the **** does he deserve this?! Fucktards
Velocirahptor 6
Oh god, burn it. And throw the backpack away, too.