Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
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moonfal 21
Least you know who the father to yours is.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!
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Comments (215)
bvb123 6
Sounds like she likes all the attention....
perdix 31
Tell her not to worry, your boring ol' planned pregnancy within the confines of marriage doesn't have the verve and panache of a promiscuous teenager getting knocked up by a random dude. Her pregnancy is way cooler!
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It definitely is cooler! Now her child will get to partcipate in the game show "Who's Your Daddy?"
annie_nk 23
And Maury!
perdix 31
Yeah, everyone loves "Teen Moms" and "16 and Pregnant," but who the **** watches "Married Ladies Makin' Babies?" No one, that's who!
Sir_ND_Pity 35
50 - I'm sure there are people who watch "Married Ladies Makin' Babies", but under different titles and with much higher adult ratings, haha. I don't speak from experience >_>
perdix 31
#57, you may be onto something. There's all kinds of fetish ****. I can see a franchise of dirty movies of "married couples procreating as God commanded." Being all fruitful and multiplying. Bow-chicka-bow-bow!
SilverInGray 25
69 - that's actually a real thing.
perdix 31
#99, really?!?! Aw, you got me! You must think I'm soooo gullible. The next thing I know is that you'll tell me there's **** where people are peeing and pooping on each other! You guys!!!
SilverInGray 25
109- I do realize the sarcasm, but they actually have "biblical ****". They incorporate bible verses into it and everything. It seems really, really creepy.
perdix 31
#149, actually, that makes sense to me. In Leviticus, there's that whole list of people you shouldn't "uncover the nakedness" of and that sounds like the beginning of a porno.
mildredpierce 12
Don't feel too bad OP, that'll be the pregnancy hormones.
Irchell 17
Haha lol whoremones xD
Sir_ND_Pity 35
55: *****-moans?
sulitak 27
no, that's not. I haven't screamed at someone for trying to upstage me. (and my cousin just got engaged :) ) pregnancy doesn't excuse women from being any more bitchy than they normally are.
RUSSJR1393 6
Dang that sucks
lizzy_babyy 9
You don't say.
Caitie_kid 8
This is like when 2 of my unmarried, unstable sisters gave birth 3 months before my wedding. They got a meticulously planned out beautiful baby shower, and I got a half ass brunch thrown together at literally the last second for my bridal shower.
AliSama 17
at least your child will have a cousin to play with when growing up?
StiffPvtParts 43
Kids Having kids... Is it just me or is this generation getting worse every year? >_<
vbmg152 19
Actually according to my parents, my generation was the worse! All we did was rebel against the establishment!
vbmg152 19
It's a sad world when a high schooler doesn't know who the father of her baby is!! Tell her to tell Maury hi when she's getting all those DNA tests!
saidoh_fml 26
Everyone said it already but congratulations op; that's great news! Your sister is probably the black sheep of the family anyway. She can kick rocks.
hsRoseTyler5 14
Sounds like this ***** I know