Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
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Top comments
moonfal 21
Least you know who the father to yours is.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!
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kyu_Q 19
Sooooo true #92. Once had a professor complain to the tech department because the projector remote was 'defective' and there was no way to focus the images. Turns out those buttons are under the cover beneath the main buttons.
hamusta 13
If she's too stupid to use protection she really shouldn't be sleeping around. I feel for that poor unborn baby with such an immature mother.
gracehi 33
Holy shit. The resemblance is uncanny. O.o
boredkidlulz 15
You guys share a birthday as well........................O_o -creepy stalker mode-
vadala18 13
Congratulation on your baby!!
dhrim 0
Well, congratulations anyways. Sorry your sister is kind of an idiot...
zilla52 12
what wrong with people
appelflap 22
How the family misery of someone else could get you to find a long lost family member , I'm moved! :D
appelflap 22
Congrats OP, although I'm sorry she is being such a brat. Nothing to be proud of to be pregnant at that young age and not knowing who the father is. Your child will grow up in a steady environment, while hers probably has to battle the world.
simsgirlgem 25
Like I said in my own comment I blame shows like sixteen and pregnant that glorify it
Kirsss 4
Gefeliciteerd met je zwangerschap, en vergeet je zusje gewoon.
appelflap 22
Precies ja!