Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
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Top comments
moonfal 21
Least you know who the father to yours is.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!
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Comments (215)
profoundkisses 18
*cough* **** *cough*
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Pft just wind her up, tell her that shed better get used to it because her baby will be forgotten by everyone when you pop yours out. Id like to say she will grow out of the brattiness, but I really doubt it.
mattuti 8
Please OP, do her, her unborn child, your parents and humanity a favour and kill her before it's too late
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I guess her reaction is not surprising. She clearly sounds like an immature brat. I feel bad for her kid. Anyway, congratulations OP!
xs4u 13
crazy ***** much?
simsgirlgem 25
Oh my god no offence but your sister is a bitch being pregnant in high school and not knowing who the father is is nothing to be proud of I blame shows like sixteen and pregnant for glorifying teen pregnancy.
RoseBlack123 37
I'm sorry that you have a **** for a sister
suri23 11
But your sister's life sucks more.
Bella1979 6
#128-My first post on FML is to tell you, I spit out my juice when I read your comment.
lollypop30001 19
Your sister should be so proud in High School and pergo. I bet she going to drop out and be a loser. Trying to rise a baby at 16 that just sad baby shouldn't raise baby. I am surprise she hasn't call MTV yet.