Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
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Top comments
moonfal 21
Least you know who the father to yours is.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!
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Comments (215)
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Tell her to let you enjoy your moment. The spotlight will be back on her as soon as they air her episode of 16 & pregnant.
sikunt89_fml 16
I like that show, reminds me of why I haven't had a kid yet.
WCARlover 35
Well congratulations to you, OP!:)
iloveshim 14
Congrats on the baby OP! Let your sister stew over the news, and enjoy your good fortune.
Cheeley 17
OP I'd say that you'd be upstaging her even if you weren't pregnant.
Futacy 30
Someone call 1-800-choke-dat-hoe.
nightbirdblue 27
Too late
Grand_Cookie 21
Haha! As smart as she is safe.
lexieB2014 19
wow I'm in high school and if I got pregnant I'm gonna at least know who the dad is
annie_nk 23
One word. CONDOMS!
SMHsohard 22
You have a point there, lexie; an idiotic one, but a point nonetheless.
allie2590 31
Are you sure? Pufferfish all look pretty similar to me.
lexieB2014 19
sweetie your preaching to the choir I'm saying unlike some teen girls I stick to one guy at a time thank you for you advice
GoodLookingGeese 10
yeah yeah yeah don't they all say that?
EpicBlondie89 19
Um, you're 16. You shouldn't have to worry about "sticking with one guy at a time". Focus on school, not boys.
Grand_Cookie 21
And as a second thought, that kid is totally going to prison.
Gutafaerie 2
Congratulations!
skyeyez9 25
The dumb ones are the most fertile for some reason.
Nintystar98 8
Maybe it's because, without the intelligence, their brains have more of an ability to focus on the primal need to reproduce? ((I'm totally making up shit.))