Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
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Top comments
moonfal 21
Least you know who the father to yours is.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!
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Comments (215)
Whathefuck02 8
So she's a *****, idiot and bitch. What nice relatives you have. Sorry OP.
IvyRizzzzoli 25
Yea, Tell the bitch how it is
doglover100 29
Time to call MTV.
DariaPines 8
You deserve the baby,I know some people that have been trying and almost burst into tears when I found out that they were finally having a baby.Congrats on the baby.You deserve it.
WhackTheJackal 22
What a ****, I hope that any future kids and said child will stay far far away from her.
fantasyworld 39
Your sister sucks.
vdturner25 15
Just tell her to grow up and when she's all like "shut the **** up bitch" be like "I know something you should've kept shut". It'll work wonders. Promise xD
Tyrax 16
Maybe you should raise hers too. Somehow, I don't think she'll be a fantastic parent.
Salzxx 11
It's the hormones, honey. It's the hormones