Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
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nomz333 5
y do u think he was sweating that much ;)
AmberlovesJb 0
stinky...
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Comments (91)
Ioannes 0
To me this looks more like a fail in punctuation rather than a fail IRL. FYL tho, maybe you can change roommates. =)
hellogoodbye1996 6
well, I think they typed it from an iPod, or something similar. when you accidentally hit space twice it puts a period at the end of the last word and capitalizes the next letter.
cptmorgan15 2
Maybe you should beat him with a stick? eh eh, you know you want to.
chammi 0
uh oh grammar police. stfu.
melz612 0
nasty
nomz333 5
spray him/her in the face with Axe
Enslaved 38
Shower together!
kaykay9080 5
Thats not even funny. -.-
joshswensoon15 0
i love the smell of my swear
nomz333 5
sweat not swear
UnderTheMoon 0
I nodded this <3
ILoveEggnog 7
Did you now. Here's a cookie.
DocBastard 40
*nods* Now I nodded it too. Anyone else care to nod along?
UnderTheMoon 0
Are they special special cookies? or even special brownies?!
joshswensoon15 0
sweat•
15thPrestige 0
Your mother: :Oc=3 :O=3 :O3 :O=3 :Oc=3 O=3 :O3 :O=3 :O~c=3
lickerassholes 0
why it says 12 comments where your the 29th comment I do not understand this website
vianetvargas12 0
Ewwww thats just nasty!! FYL!
joshswensoon15 0
you know what i meant nomz dont be hatin