Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
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nomz333 5
y do u think he was sweating that much ;)
AmberlovesJb 0
stinky...
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Comments (91)
fuwop 0
haha! maybe you just don't enjoy it because your roommate is most likely the same sex. unless your gay. I enjoy my fiancee's sweat smell. use some air freshener or something.
OMG_N3RD 0
Ewww
vivsss 11
time to get some febreze
LukeNukem_fml 3
nastyyyyyyy.
Gabbie_1210 8
Eww... I can relate. My roommate does not wash. She hasn't done laundry for the whole semester. And my room either always smells like straight rotting poop, or disgusting sweaty old feet that have also been rotting. I can't stand it. And she doesn't get the hint with my extra strength febreze bottles on the dresser and the 4 air fresheners going on in the room.... Which don't help at all. Nothing works on her smell. Her clothes, towel, everything. It's gross isn't it, OP?
Unbearable_fml 21
How did you figure it out