Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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UnknwnClassicGrl 5
U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Well what're you gonna do now?
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Comments (361)
bandit6 2
yeah that kinda sounds like it's pretty much your fault :-/
chaseace21 3
that didn't happen stop lying
1miss_fortune3 0
Grow the **** up OP. Is this how you're gonna deal with your shit when you're out in the real world? By getting mommy to come and bail you out? By blaming everyone else for your carelessness and lack of attention? Please. Learn to take responsiblity, why don't you?
BadSuerte 0
Lmfao that sounds like me.
ElZamo 0
that happens to everyone
gagaman_fml 0
FML?, you should be thankful you found it idiot!
Trooth 13
lol why would you switch to a private school because of someone stealing your phone? the same thing can happen there
hockeyhouse 5
How big is your locker?!
fireangelmelly 1
What a wuss!
dowster 0
u know that schools usually have a part in the student handbooks saying they are not responsible for valuables left in lockers. and YDI for crying and telling ur mom right away... u always wait at least a day