Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML
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Top comments
Chucks719 4
But did you say yes?
Lavelle1313 11
That blows
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Comments (86)
vikky538 29
that's an awkward moment ...if he is a gentleman then I don't think he would be disgusted by that..and still be interested to go out with you..
todlich 4
I'd have laughed and continued to ask you out. Farts are funny and a normal bodily function.
Brandi_Faith 34
What amazes me is that it is a completely normal bodily function that has happened since the beginning of time and yet people still find it funny and embarrassing. You'd think after all this time it would just be a normal thing that no one reacts to.
RedPillSucks 33
Because it stinks. Bowel movements are natural also, but I wouldn't want to do that in front of anyone.
lulinator 40
This needs a "what happened next" follow up from the OP.
Airborn0280 18
Your butt said YES!
cookie1207 19
Ok. Was he still there when u farted and if yes.. Are you still going out?
EvilLittleMan 23
And then he replied, "You're a keeper."
cartedor 18
OP needs to come back and tell us what happens, people, please you guys need to finish your stories. this is not acceptable
sacanaii 16
?
hk1998 8
For some reason I feel that if a girl did that while I was asking her out, I'd feel a lot more attracted to her
Tannasgh 22
Guys love girls that can fart :)