Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
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My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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shivamtrivedi 24
Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!
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Comments (97)
legs666 10
idol. Nuf said.
squarecircles 13
Bravo! Maybe you'll get a raise.
brown_sugga 5
Is that a promotion I smell??
Michael2687 9
That's freakin awesome!!
cooley182 4
that's just awesome
doodlebug33 20
A ripping performance
jo0owe 9
omg id be sooooo proud of myself!!!
FlyingPie 17
Satanic gastric distress? I imagined soneone farting "Redrum!"
oatmeal96 10
Congrats OP. That's a very impressive feat. I admire you greatly
nattlecakes 19
At least they liked it