Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Charlie529 tells us more.
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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shivamtrivedi 24
Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!
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Comments (97)
upallnight11 19
What happened after that?
masonsmommi 3
oh dear lord please let the op be a girl!!
samuelbeathard 15
OP is a girl.
clrichmond2009 24
probably so.
Larry01_fml 19
thats something to be proud of
syed121417 22
I would have clapped, as well.
ErinRosado 14
Haha, this is going into my favourites. Hopefully you didn't hit any bum notes.
NurseAbi 10
that's not an fml, that's awesome!
BeeHMC 9
That's epic
d4m4s74 12
In the early 1900s there was a man named Joseph Pujol, also known as Le petomane. He got famous by his ability to fart and died a rich man. You could die a rich woman, just practice.
mkayden 23
Damn it! Why isn't there a video of this :(