Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Charlie529 tells us more.
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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shivamtrivedi 24
Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!
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Comments (97)
Polynomial 28
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
iAlissa 34
Nailed it.
girlrome 19
That somebody should have made a video.
warsun 27
The new what the does the fox say or gangnam or whatever shit people watches
edvin_fml 10
more importantly, you just witnessed the mythical ONE HAND CLAP. one hand must have been holding the nose, while the other one clapped
Indianboy9321 25
You seem like an awesome person!
AFCCT 7
Better have been a slow clap
Tucking_Fypo 9
Lmfao. You have invented an entire new genre of music :p
sdroze1389 31
#20. nah someone already invented dubstep
Wizardo 34
No claps, just ass ripples as someone else let loose in the office, rock on OP.
Chellec2013 28
Do I smell a promotion?
b00kn3rd 14
Now voted Best Pun Ever!
MrBoredomioo 18
Nah, I just smell farts
worldclassrager 41
Not bad...
wildirishrose 19
OMG! Best FML ever!!!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think you've read many, lol. (No offense, OP!)