Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
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My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
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shivamtrivedi 24
Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!
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Comments (97)
chickenman12312 12
That's very impressive!
gracefs 11
Officially my favorite post.
Curlytwirly22 17
That is exactly why I never fart in public...like ever !!
middlesister04 5
Lolololol. You need to make sure you're the only person in attendance when attempting this.
Rababco 29
You have to admit, that's pretty talented, you deserved that clap, even if it was a bit embarrassing. Satanic gastric distress" XD very creative, funny wording there.
crazy_maniac69 9
that's a true talent ;)
LeDragonborn 7
I envy you for your great amount of talent.
NightKat 25
OP you have made my day! I can't stop laughing at this
darkfireflame 15
That's a talent you can take on the road.
sunnysunsunftw 3
Why is this a bad thing?!?