Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Charlie529 tells us more.
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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shivamtrivedi 24
Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!
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Neighborhoods 8
Are you going to put that on your resume?
rockhead1270 5
Now that's pinching it off talent!!! Letter rip tater chip
AHSBaseballkid3 10
Dude thats ******* awesome
will89pito 5
Gives a whole new meaning to this performance sticks
cheesebond 29
Have you noticed that it was his boss
sonnyrosa 32
I'd probably have given him a raise... if I'm entertained enough to applaud, you're at least getting a bonus haha. Sorry about the tummy ache OP. Hope it's better now, otherwise, can I request Bohemian Rhapsody for tomorrow's performance?
interesting33 37
OP is a female :)
glabberfasted 16
Yes. It's a very good, very famous song.
Llama_Face89 34
That actually sounds pretty impressive... Do you take requests?
1947Chevy 17
If you can do that then that's some bragging rights to you.
sonictardis 8
I think this just became everyones favorite FML in the history of fmls.
cathrope 10
First rule at work is, your never alone.