Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Charlie529 tells us more.
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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shivamtrivedi 24
Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!
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Comments (97)
maggiefox 25
... Did you shit yourself?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I'm just amazed you have that level of control.
ekwinoks 5
Bravo
Martinez0285 28
Call me when ya can perform "Bohemian Rhapsody" ... And I'll make ya famous :3
awilliams44 9
I clapped(:
iamsophie 13
I wish I could have been there, haha!
gremlin_bros 19
I don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed by that fact!
dr_snow_bear 29
FREE BIRD!!!
salman_albalushi 19
You sir! You take this Like! And use it wisely.
WingedLovely27 20
"Today, I had a satanic gastric distress..." *instant favorite*